hope eu all enjoy it. xD
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How do you know when there's an
elephant in the refrigerator?
When you can't shut the door.
What do you get if you cross an
elephant with a kangaroo?
Great big holes all over Australia.
What's red and flies and wobbles at same
time?
A jellycopter.
Why are goldfish red?
The water makes them rusty.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What do you call a mad astronaut?
An astronut.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What kind of tie does a pig wear?
A pig-sty.
Why is getting up in the morning
like a pig's tail?
Because it's twirly (too early).
"Waiter, this soup tastes funny."
"Then why aren't you laughing?
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
"Looks like it's learning to swim, sir."
"Waiter, there's a small slug on this lettuce."
"Sorry, sir, shall I get you a bigger one?"
"Waiter, there's a mouse in my hamburger."
"Don't shout, sir, or everyone will want one."
"Waiter, do you have frog's legs?"
"No, sir, I've always walked like this."
"Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad."
"Dont't worry, sir, there's no extra charge."
still got a lot. lazy to type ler. xD
continue next time.
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